Really Brief little update, I took the day off for Fam Times and have been working on the garden and it’s going okay.
Here are my tips for enduring when spring pretends to be summer and you have a lot of shit to do.
First, when gardening, try not to look like a total serial killer..
Then, take a blurry photo of a flower that is finally getting over the trauma of transplanting.
Also here’s how everything is going! Notice that the “free” squash that were here when we started the garden plot are quickly taking over? That’s going to be a theme of Accidental Squash all summer. I better learn how to make stuffed squash blossoms, lbr.
Then, spend some time with your mom by doing lots of inconsiderate things.
…and sneak in some free car repairs from your dad while blocking both of their vehicles in at their house.
Eh, I’ll pay them back in tomatoes.
This has been your weekly dose of sass that nobody has been reading. CIAO.