Gardening Update and Annoying My Family

Really Brief little update, I took the day off for Fam Times and have been working on the garden and it’s going okay.

Here are my tips for enduring when spring pretends to be summer and you have a lot of shit to do.

First, when gardening, try not to look like a total serial killer..

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NOTHING SINISTER HERE

Then, take a blurry photo of a flower that is finally getting over the trauma of transplanting.

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“I don’t want to talk about it!”  – this plant

Also here’s how everything is going! Notice that the “free” squash that were here when we started the garden plot are quickly taking over? That’s going to be a theme of Accidental Squash all summer. I better learn how to make stuffed squash blossoms, lbr.

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GET USED TO ZUCCHINI BREAD, BISH

Then, spend some time with your mom by doing lots of inconsiderate things.

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But maaaaaaaaaahm, the blog’s called “cheap and easy,” and buying you discount flowers where we happen to be shopping meets both of those criteria! 

…and sneak in some free car repairs from your dad while blocking both of their vehicles in at their house.

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There is nothing cheaper or easier than making my dad do the work for me and literally not compensating him

Eh, I’ll pay them back in tomatoes.

This has been your weekly dose of sass that nobody has been reading. CIAO.

 

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